The Bandleader blamed the Comic, for adding extra material. The Comic blamed the Bandleader for coming in too early, drowning out the punchline.
Less than an hour after the end of the show, the Comic stood in a darkened doorway. He’d arrived early, and removed the light-bulb.
As the musician fumbled with his keys, a voice tickled his ear:
“Laugh this off.”
Puzzled he turned, only to see a figure turning the corner at the end of the street. His back began to itch as if it were on fire.
He turned and, in extreme discomfort, ran to the shower.
© David Jesson, 2018
A little bit of Flash Fiction, which I submitted to one of Janet Reid’s competitions a few years ago now, but which has kept on getting bumped from FCBF for one reason or another.
There are a number of rules, but the key ones are:
1. Write a story using 100 words or fewer.
2. Use these words in the story:
To compete for the Steve Forti Deft Use of Prompt Words prize (or if you are Steve Forti) you must also use: Fortran
3. You must use the whole word, but that whole word can be part of a larger word. The letters for the prompt must appear in consecutive order. They cannot be backwards.
Thus: early/pearly is ok, but light/sleight is not. Hours is fine, but grouch is not
(You might have to look twice, but I did manage to get Fortran in there :0) ).