Michael was quite enjoying retirement, more so than he had expected. He could remember some old buffer leaving the firm when he’d been the new boy. In those days it had very much been a whip round of the team, a discrete card which everybody signed, attempting to say something interesting and unique, and of course failing. Gold watch from Management, or something similar, everyone joshing the leaver about them escaping, all that time on their hands…and that slightly panicked look in the leaver’s eyes ass they tried to work out what they were going to do instead of the same thing that they’d done five out of seven days for the last 40 odd years. These days, you had to go on a course about how to retire. Progress…
Sitting in the session with a half-dozen or so others who were flying the nest, he’d tried to think about what he was going to do with himself with ‘all that spare time’. He and Marion had been talking about this for donkeys years, but it had never seemed real before, and after all there were only so many sun-drenched holidays you could take in a year. It didn’t seem real with Kerri and Ethan from HR trying to jolly them all along. He’d found himself drifting into a slightly mischievous mood, and he and Derek, ‘from Accounts’, had been positively disruptive by the end, although they were both old hands at that game so no-one had even realised what was going on…
Kerri and Ethan needn’t have worried. His days had taken on a certain work-like regularity, quite naturally. Marion liked to be spontaneous, but luckily she had plenty of friends who liked spontaneity too. He always made sure there was some flexibility in his schedule to accommodate ‘her indoors’ – from time to time. Not everyday, obviously. The regularity was comforting though, no denying that, but he was making an effort to work through all the things that he’d said he would do when he had the time. Well, maybe not everything – he’d given up on the idea of going hang-gliding. That was just asking for trouble. He’d taken the garden in hand thought and turned the manicured-but-dull plot into something much less generic. Messier, but more fun. He’d really enjoyed setting up the watering system as well – a vast underground rainwater tank and solar-powered pumps to move it around to various water-butt when required. There was also a labyrinthine network of drip-feeders and porous hoses to target the water where it was needed. Marion was on an environmental blitz, trying to cut-out microplastics and such like, and if she was disheartened by the prolonged absences in the garden, she was delighted with the continuous supply of fresh, seasonal fruit and veg.
He was also catching up on his reading. He’d heard this story of two little old ladies who’d gone into a bookshop and asked for – he could never remember how many exactly – a number of books. They wanted some recommendations for some books that they really should read: they’d worked out how long they probably had left, how fast they read, done the maths and…well, they didn’t want to waste time reading rubbish. Michael had made a similar calculation. Who knew at what point he might start loosing his marbles? Or his sight might deteriorate? Or…? So, he had a bucket list of books that he was determined to read, and now that he had the spare time he spent at least an hour a day reading.
And there were all sorts of other things – his old farts group, the bridge club, online Scrabble that had started as a way of keeping in contact with his best friend, who’d emigrated to Australia, to be closer to his children, and had grown into a network of people that he only knew online. And of course there were the Grandchildren, Archie and Amelia. He’d known that Marion helped their daughter Judith out quite a lot with the twins, but he’d been surprised at how much he’d been inveigled into this world – and more surprised at how much he enjoyed it.
He could remember when the twins were born, and indeed, when Judith came into his life. When Judith was born, it was still quite a new thing for men to be in the delivery suite – he’s half expects, half hoped that he would be told to wait outside. Roll on to Judith becoming a mother, and she’d been adamant that she was going to have a water-birth, at home. That dream had fizzled out when she’d found out she was having twins: it wasn’t verboten, exactly, but the midwife had been very clear in expressing her concerns and there was the implication that Judith would be negligent somehow, if she continued with her plans, and so she and her wife Harriet had done the hospital dash just like everyone else.
Judith had her way when it came to child-care though. A full year of maternity leave, and then a part-time return. She’d been adamant that she didn’t want the twins in a nursery, so she’d done some deals with other mum’s, new friends met through clubs and activities post-birth and two days a week were covered by a nanny-share. The rest, another half a day a week, were a mix of Harriet taking leave, when she could, Marion, Harriet’s parents, and even once or twice Phyllida, Marion’s best friend.
Later, things had become a little easier when the children had started pre-school and eventually school. He’d done the occasional drop-off, before he’d been officially retired, and there had been odd days here and there where he and Marion had taken them off to play grounds and the kind of National Trust places that were better suited to children. There was the carnage of birthday parties and village fayres. One of his favourite things, when they’d been old enough, was to take them to car-boot sales: £3 each and the challenge of finding the most interesting thing possible, or the most of something or – well the game could be tweaked all sorts of ways.
He’d done a good morning’s work in the garden. He put his tools away in the shed and stumped up the garden path to the back door. Boots off, and popped onto the welly stand that he’d made, he washed up and made coffee – instant, because Marion was out. He settled down in his big armchair with his book and ploughed through “The Confession of Father Brown”. As he’d suspected, it was nothing like the series on the telly. He made himself a sandwich and thought about what he should make for dinner. As he looked out at the garden, an idea that had been vaguely forming at the back of his mind coalesced. That bit of the garden just there would be perfect for the children to take charge of…he was picking them up from school in a couple of hours, he could suggest it to them then.
After the debacle when he’d unwarily ended up in sole charge of the children just after he’d retired, he’d been a lot more cautious about looking after the children. But he’d gained confidence, and he’d found having a plan always helped. He’d also gotten used to the fact that it didn’t do to show your grown up how much you loved them in front of everyone else, nor for adults to be too demonstrative either. As usual, he’d been given book bags and coats and drinks bottles to carry. As usual, snacks had been demanded. As usual, there had been a request to go to the park. This was all pretty standard, almost reflexive, and he’d learned to let these things pass to some extent before responding. Today Amelia was talking to a friend about how Grandad was going to take her to watch the cricket. He hadn’t realised that Amelia had been listening to that conversation, and he hadn’t realised that she’d be interested. What had come as even more of a shock was that Amelia’s friend had said she’d like to come too.
He’d rolled with it, and the friend’s mum had said it sounded lovely – he wasn’t sure how sincere that had been – but he resolved to take them all to a match as soon as possible, strike while the iron was hot. Probably a Twenty20 match rather than a test… If he played his cards right, this might become a regular thing. Brownie points for something he wanted to do anyway…win win.
Later, after Judith had picked up the children, tsking over how grubby they were from working “their patch”, he thought about that old phrase that it takes a village to raise a child. So true, so many people involved. Sometimes though, a village could be one person fulfilling different roles, being different things to different people at different times.
© David Jesson, 2019